DERBY, VT -- If Fern Arable in "Charlotte's Web" had "some pig," the Nelson family of Derby has some cow. Best on Earth, in fact.

Elleeta Skybuck Lucy -- Lucy for short -- was recently crowned the top female Holstein on the planet at the World Dairy Expo in Madison, Wis. The tall, black-and-white-patched, 7-year-old star lives with nearly 400 other Cowtown Holsteins in a tidy barn a hiccup away from the Canadian border.

For those not well-versed in cow competition, the clearest explanation is this: The award is a really big deal. The World Dairy Expo is the largest cow competition in the world, and winners go on to fetch high prices for their offspring.

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